VANILLA VETERANS · OFFICE OF QUESTIONABLE DECISIONS
The Dungeon Disaster Report.
OFFICIAL FORM VV-404 · COMPETENCE NOT FOUND
Every great adventure begins with a plan. This form is for what happened afterward.
Tell the Office what happened. We’ll turn the evidence into a ridiculous, entirely shareable incident report. No witnesses will be forced to admit anything.
File a reportFive quick questions · No account · Nothing automatically posted
INCIDENT INTAKE · FORM VV-404
Let's establish what happened.
Tell us the essentials. The Office will take unreasonable liberties with the official conclusion.
INVESTIGATION COMPLETE · THE FINDINGS ARE IN
Your disaster. Your report.
Review the Office's account, choose your evidence, then share the report with your guild.
Prepare your unofficial field report
Incident illustration
The image is optional. It doesn't change your report's story.
Additional illustrations will appear here only after artwork approval.
Processed locally in your browser. Nothing is sent to the site or Discord automatically. Maximum file size: 16 MB.
We'll use the extra space for the account of events. Official paperwork, no photograph necessary.
Unofficial report preview
Exactly what your PNG will contain
Submit to the Office
Unofficial Field Report: this report is private to your browser until you share it. Nothing is sent automatically.
Submitting a report does not guarantee publication. Reports may be lightly edited for clarity, tone, and formatting. Story adaptations may fictionalize events for fun while keeping the spirit of the original submission.
Officers must also verify permission for named players and identifying images.
Choose the guild's submission channel yourself, paste the text, attach any image separately, and send it. Only then is it Submitted for Review; publication is not guaranteed. The Office cannot verify whether you sent it.
The Office keeps no records. Your answers and any screenshot stay on this device unless you choose to copy, download, or share them.